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Ballet horse.
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So much joy in life, so many pleasures all around.
But the pleasures of insomnia are some I've never found.
With all life has to offer there's so much to be enjoyed.
But the pleasures of insomnia are ones I can avoid...
~Bare Naked Ladies, Stunt.
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"If you have to tell someone you are something, you're probably not..."
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I count down the zero, pull the trigger, no parole
No mercy, no mercy, no mercy on your soul
Kill by any means necessary
Win by any means necessary
Live by any means necessary
Die by any means necessary
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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I count down the zero, pull the trigger, no parole
No mercy, no mercy, no mercy on your soul
Kill by any means necessary
Win by any means necessary
Live by any means necessary
Die by any means necessary
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"Whoever saves one life saves a world entire"~Yiddish Proverb
Suzette
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"That's not Fair!"
"Really? You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is?"
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